It’s actually a miracle that I woke up today feeling A-OK.
Guinea pigs don’t like haircuts.
kidney stones can eat a dick [nolafwt]
I keep on having guinea pig dreams.
Having very serious contemplative moments about whether or not my giant bag balm will be necessary in NOLA, because boyfriend’s beard won’t be there to make my chin dry.
Contemplating whether anything is really necessary, because now I’m not sure if I really use anything ever.
Got psyched to watch SNL tonight live.
Too bad it’s Monday.