so it goes, so it blows.

Tough Titties.

Itchy buttcheek is also not it.

So far, being [almost] 22 is not it.

I checked out all of the library’s books on goth culture, because that’s where we are #lastterm

Tried to take off boyfriend’s pants so he doesn’t have to sleep in spackle-covered jeans. He just looked super groggy at my futile efforts and said “good luck with that.”

Well then.